Total Medals Earned: 1,587 (From 251 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25,405 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (175/500 points)
Hold it in 30 seconds
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Hold on 80 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Hold on 100 seconds
Hold on 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 6/6 (45/45 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/225 points)
Score less than 20,000 points
Submit your score
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 12/39 (95/430 points)
Level 1
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 8
2 weeks played
Level 10
Level 11
Level 12
Level 13
Level 14
Level 15
Level 9
Extract atoms from 118 different elements
Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge
24 Hours active time
Buy all upgrades
Ascension
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Beat the game.
Kill the boss without dying.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Medals Earned: 8/23 (95/485 points)
infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.
purchase your first upgrade.
destroy a white bloodcell.
at first i was afraid, i was petrified.
spawn a total of 300 germs.
oh my god it's so intense!
finish the final stage of the campaign.
infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.
upgrade damage to level 10.
have 65 germs alive at the same time.
destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.
upgrade latency to level 11.
spawn a total of 10000 germs.
upgrade immunity to level 9.
upgrade auto-infect to level 8.
survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.
earn 3500 EP for a single stage.
finish 5 stages in a row without dying.
start from scratch after completing stage 25.
upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.
earn a total of 70000 EP.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (60/285 points)
Kill a spider mini-boss
Get 10k points
Kill 1000 enemies
Kill 100 sheep
Get 10k points without building anything
Get 5000 points without letting any sheep die
Get 20k points
Get 30k points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (225/500 points)
Crash 25 planes
Destroy the Piglion
Crash 300 choppers
Complete boss Jungle level with all 6 stars
Kill 2000 Troopah
Collect all stars in 44 levels
94 consecutive kills achieved
Purchase 30 upgrades