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Liked the first one.

Loved this one. Pop ups were hilarious. I like the addition of changeable backgrounds, glad to see the gallery up and running this time around, and the dragging was oh so much better. Still some kinks if I tried to drag something too far and got out of screen, but I didn't try it in pop up version, that'd probably fix it. All in all a great little time waster, thanks.

kokonut10 responds:

No problem! Thanks for the review!

complete in 554 seconds

Took me forever to figure out how to change the elephants color =(

Had a lot of fun with this. Newgrounds is all about pointless games and violence, and you have provided both.
A+

Loved this.

I loved the multiple endings, I found: You're fired, Enjoy your retirement, M.A.D., and Fall of western civilazation. I liked this game because it's simple to play, but can be approached with multiple strategies. You can drill until there's nothing left wich leads to the fall of western civilization, or the M.A.D. scenario, not sure exactly what triggers that. Or get rich by keeping the supply far below the demand, which can easily get you fired. Or you can let the tree huggers influence the government and save the world from imminent destruction. It seems like a fair amount of thought went into the production of this game, and while there is a strong political message, the gameplay doesn't suffer from it as other political games do. I liked it very much, thank you.

Loved it!

Something about the animation and mindless violence reminded me of Clubby. My only problem with this is that the game play was way too easy. never got below 75% health. On the plus side it went fast enough to make things interesting and had enough bright colors to hold the attention of the average newground user. Pretty decent game all in all. By the way, what was up with the main character? Is it just me or did he keep growing and losing a beard for no apparent reason? One more thing. <3 Candy, especially when it's made from real <3's!

F***ing awesome!!!

17.9 MB??? I could have sworn the limit was a lot lower than that, had to wait a full 8 seconds before I could play. What, or should I say who, did you do to get that file size on Newgrounds. That being said, this was the single most awesome game I have ever played on Newgrounds. You need to be made king of the portal and get the tank award for this. I unofficially nominate you. I love the Mastermind Series and I was starting to wonder if there was ever going to be another Mastermind submission. Totally worth the wait. Bugs were minor, hit the non targetting one pretty frequently but there were enough minions around to make that a non issue.
I thought the game was a little too easy. For one thing, every mission I did had a 90% + success rate. Mastermind is completely incompetent (you made the series, you know what I mean) and his minions aren't much better. Things just went too smoothly. Second, cash was way too easy to get. Once I had all the businesses purchased I barely had to steal cash at all. Another thing I wasn't too thrilled with was the time it took to get missions accomplished. I don't see why I can't have 2-3 missions going simultaneously when I've got 30 minions in the minion pool while I'm waiting on the last group to finish thier job.
Heh, look at me whining about the low points on such an awesome game. Don't mind me, I just can't be pleased. That game was awesome. I loved all the upgrades, Diversity in minions and abilities was fantastic. There was something devious and underhanded around every turn and I enjoyed it very much. ^.^
Rock on dude!

Imaginative

This is the most original game I've seen in a long time. I loved the animation (I'm a fan of pixels) and the audio choices were perfect.
Some of the endings were difficult to get, like putting them on the seagul for instance. Although the "Tragedy" ending was pretty easy for me *insert maniacal laughter* Excelent game.

It had it's moments

First of all I have to say that I like the concept of playing a game with only two buttons. I'm really lazy, and that works for me. Unfortunately just about everything else about this game sucked.
My biggest concern is the story line. I'm supposed to be going down to retrieve my lost wrench, but every level ends with a trip upward. If you're not going to follow the plot, why add one at all?
Next up, the Jump mechanism. It was painful. Go outside, run full speed, then stop on a dime and wait while I go throw a cup-o-noodles in the microwave and when I get back jump with your full momentum at an angle I decide upon at my leisure. Totally unrealistic. It was like hitting the pause button every time I encountered an obstacle, which is to say, the entire game. Which brings me to the physics of the game. It just didn't feel right to me, and those bubble things just made it worse. I just have to blame the jump mechanics for this though. If you could make it a normal run and jump game and have your speed determine jump angle the game play would be far smoother, and I think the physics would have a better feel to them as well.
My final complaint is the forward progress only theme you've got going on. Several life tokens or w/e you wanna call them were near impossible to get. Without a timer, or some more threatening disaster to run away from there's no reason you can't turn around and hop up and snag a life token. Pretty simple fix here *warning, I'm about to use my imagination* Add a shark that chases you through every level. "OMG I can't turn around or the shark will eat me!" Now there's a reason nothing happens when I hit the left arrow key.
Don't get me wrong now, this game isn't a complete fail. The artwork, for instance, was very good. It's just got something missing. Like a plot that makes sense. I wanted to find that damn wrench, just jump down there and get it, but every time I tried I lost a life and started over. Plus, to top it all off, I got farther away from it every time I completed a level. Maybe someday I'll come back and see if I ever do find the thing, but today I got bored and wandered off.

nice game.

Game really makes you think. Although, This game would be a lot easier if any of the keys on my keyboard still had writing on them . . . damn 8 year old keyboard, really time for an upgrade ^.^
I've never seen anything quite like this before, 5/5 10/10 for originality and for making me think.
My only suggestion is a hint option, maybe it would ruin some of the fun, but maybe it will help those who are completely stumped get through one they just can't figure out.

very well done

I have to say, this is the best point and click I have ever played. The puzzles were ingeniously random. I usually hate these mindless games you can win by just randomly clicking everywhere, but while this one was still a tad mindless on the clicking everywhere, the plot and animation made up for it.
Also, I didn't encounter any bugs, sorry I couldn't be of any help with the troubleshooting. (well, sort of) I'm off to go check out the prequel. Awesome game.

not too shabby for an ad

Decently fun, although a certain part had the feel of indestroctotank and that shooting from the helicopter looked rather familiar. Best part was the song on the menu, I always thought the song from your commercials could use a few more verses. Is there a place where I can download that? I notice you don't have a music link up >:(

I enjoy poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.

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